BUNNY GIRLS VERSUS FRENCH MAIDS

In a near future world where men seem to have been wiped from the face of the planet, we are introduced to the lower ranks of an army of French Maids: Fifi, Chantelle and Beatrice. Sweet natured yet deadly, they are training to be the elite in a crack squad of maids, armed with energy weapons shaped like feather dusters, as well as more conventional weaponry, they are briefed by an older Madame of their mission to infiltrate a stronghold of their enemy, the Bunny Girls, at one of their underground ‘Warrens’ in the desert.

Fifi and Chantelle long for the day they will no longer have to fight in this crazy war, they are convinced that once they have completed their tour of duty they will be allowed to live out the rest of their days in ‘Le Chateau’. But Beatrice is more cynical, she doesn’t believe any of it, but still has a soft spot for her comrades and has taken them under her wing.

They are beamed into the desert at night, and discover the secret entrance to the Warren. Sneaking in through the narrow corridors, they have to find the super computer to insert a ‘cleanup’ virus. However, when they find the mainframe they discover that it is an ambush and they are carted off to a holding cell and chained upside down.

In another part of the building, whilst alarm bells ring ‘intruder alert’, three bunnies: Bugs, Jessica and Caramel are hatching a plot. They are tired of their lives fighting and hiding out in the Warren, and they no longer believe that one day they will complete their service and go to live in ‘The Mansion’. They apply camouflage make-up and climb into the ventilation shafts, ready to make good their escape. When they have just reached the edge of the Warren’s perimeter they are spotted by their officers and forced at gunpoint to put up their hands. They are to be court-martialled with a maximum penalty of facing the firing squad. Just then there is a sound overhead, it is a fighter plane belonging to the French Maids. A squadron have arrived to rescue the captives and destroy the warren. The girls make good their escape in the confusion.

Meanwhile, underground, the captured maids are about to be tortured with razor sharp spinning bow-ties when they are rescued. They make their way into the main chamber to find a massive battle between the two armies. They are ushered out by a comrade, and, as they drag themselves back into the light of a new day, they see the bunnies escaping. They decide to follow in hot pursuit. A long chase brings them out of the desert into a town. They catch up with the bunnies on a grassy field only to be told that they are deserters. They are ready to take them to the prisoner of war camp when there is a sudden blast. They turn to find 5 cheerleaders with exploding pom-poms.